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I lost an electron Das verlorene Elektron A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. Iba un átomo caminado por la calle con cara de preocupación. Un átomo conocido lo ve y le pregunta: Qué tal amigo Due atomi si incontrano per strada. Il primo: "Come va? Tutto bene?". L'altro Molecule 1: I just lost an electron. Molecule 2: Are you sure? Molecule 1: I’m positive. Dos moléculas están caminando en la calle y chocan. Una le dice a la otra: “¿Estas bien” “¡No Two molecules are walking down the street and one starts looking around. The other asks Two hydrogen atoms are at a party and bump into each other. The first one says Two atoms were walking down the street. One atom says to the other one
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You Know You Are Out of College When:

- Your potted plants stay alive.
- Sleeping in a twin-sized bed seems absurd.
- You have to pay your own credit card bill.

- Mac & Cheese no longer counts as a well-balanced meal.
- "Extended childhood" only really pertains to your salary which is a little less than your allowance used to be.
- "Twenty-something" means over-qualified, under-paid and not married.

- Jeans, flannels and baseball caps aren't staples in your wardrobe.
- You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
- You stop confusing 401k plan with 10K run.

- You go to parties that police don't raid.
- You don't know what time Wendy's closes anymore.
- Your car insurance goes down.

- You refer to college students as kids.
- You feed your dog science diet instead of taco веll.
- Half your conversations with current college students start with, "When I was in college..."
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I lost an electron Das verlorene Elektron A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. Iba un átomo caminado por la calle con cara de preocupación. Un átomo conocido lo ve y le pregunta: Qué tal amigo Due atomi si incontrano per strada. Il primo: "Come va? Tutto bene?". L'altro Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says Dos moléculas están caminando en la calle y chocan. Una le dice a la otra: “¿Estas bien” “¡No Two molecules are walking down the street and one starts looking around. The other asks Two hydrogen atoms are at a party and bump into each other. The first one says Two atoms were walking down the street. One atom says to the other one
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How can you tell which one of your friends has the new iPhone 6 plus?
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