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Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *Walks away*

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Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For hispanic attacks.

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Little Johnny was a chemist.
Little Johnny is no more.
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.

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A boy with a physical disability has just returned from a summer camp.
His mum with an astonished face notices a diploma dancing for 1st place at the bottom of the boy's luggage.
Mum:
"Jimmy, did you dance with a girl?"
Boy:
"Nouuu."
Mum:
"Did you dance with a boy then?"
Boy:
"No, mum."
Mum:
"So how did you get it?"
Boy:
"I went to take some tea."

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Why do blondes always die before help arrives?
They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

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Yo mamma so sтuрid she put her iPhone in the blender and thought it would turn into apple juice.

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Yo momma’s so sтuрid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she thought Boyz II Men was a military academy.

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Yo mamma is sтuрid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.

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Yo mama so sтuрid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".

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One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."

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Yo mama so sтuрid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"

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Did you hear about the two dumb blonds who went two the drive in theater and froze two death they went two see closed for the winter?

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, you need to put your head up her аss to get her perspective.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.

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