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Yo mamma so sтuрid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."

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What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes?
A real Christmas Card!

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Why does the sтuрid man put ice in his соndом?
To keep the swelling down.

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Yo mama so sтuрid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.

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You momma so sтuрid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, when she was pulled over for drunк driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"

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Yo Mamma so sтuрid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, when her boss told her to take her ugly аss home, she came back 10 minutes later without her аss.

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Yo mama is so sтuрid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.

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Your mama is so sтuрid, when she lost her dildо she called the cops to look for it.

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One day a man and a giraffe go to a pub they have a couple of drinks then on their way out the giraffe falls over and blocks the door the bar.
Man says "you can leave that lion here."
The man said "it's not a lion its a giraffe you idiот."

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Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of sтuрid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.

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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being sтuрid.

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Yo Mama's so sтuрid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, it took her an hour to make Minute Maid.

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Yo mommas so sтuрid when she licked a dog she said meow.

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'"Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde.
"No," said the brunette.
"Okay," said the blonde. "You start."

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