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I don't understand why the Lions and Vikings get to play on thanksgiving.
Shouldn’t the Patriots play the Redskins, and then steal their stadium?
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Thanksgiving joke
What does Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving?
Twerky!
Just kidding...
Drugs. She eats drugs.
- Adam Zopf @adamzopf
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If you login to Amazon
And other retailers websites for Thanksgiving sale, you may save up to 70%........
But if you don't login, you'll save 100%
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Happy Thanksgiving Guys!
I hope Internet Explorer sends this in time.
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What does Miley Cyrus serve on Thanksgiving?
Twerky.
Compliments of my 6 year old son.
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We're having a traditional Thanksgiving this year.
We're going to invite the neighbors to dinner, мurdеr them, and take their land.
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Geek section:
“Turkey: A large bird whose flesh, when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude.” – Ambrose Bierce
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Yo mama so fат, you invite her over for Thanksgiving dinner and tell her you’re eating a whole turkey, and she brings her passport.
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(Geek joke)
What do you call somebody who’s absolutely into Thanksgiving turkey?
A tryptophanatic.
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How Do You Know You Went Too Far This Thanksgiving:
- You have grease stains on your вuтт – but you never sat down.
- Your post-dinner moans brought Dr. Kevorkian’s van to your door.
- You kind of suspect the amount of potatoes you used might have started a brand new potato famine, this time in Idaho.
- You ask your wife if you have the Jaws of Life at home when you need to get off the couch.
- You went for a blood test the week after and the only thing the nurse could draw from your arm was slightly darker gravy.
- The steering wheel is starting to get uncomfortably personal.
- The dog eyes you with new respect.
- While you were taking a nap after food, somebody quietly put a large plastic sheet under you, and a few dozen sandbags around you.
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What are turkeys thankful for at Thanksgiving?
The current veganism/vegetarianism fad.
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How do you make the richest soup ever?
Cook it with 24 carrots (carats).
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What do you call a turkey that’s got no feathers?
Thanksgiving dinner.
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What did the turkey say in the sauna?
“Hmmm, what is that lovely smell?!”
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What did the turkey say to the lady who visited the farmer in November?
“I heard Target is having a special chicken sale!”
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Turkey fun facts:
- Turkey quite possibly didn’t feature on the first Thanksgiving menu. The records point more towards a duck or a goose.
- Turkeys can get a heart attack. This was discovered when the US Air Force were testing breaking the sound barrier and the huge boom ended up with a field of turkeys dead from fright.
- Black Friday is the busiest day of the year for plumbers. Guess why.
- Benjamin Franklin wanted turkey to become US national animal. He thought the eagle had a “bad moral character”.
- Because of the very harsh conditions during that first year of 1621, many historians believe that only 5 Pilgrim women (out of the 50 Pilgrims in total) were present at the Thanksgiving feast.
- That’s probably how many have survived.
- A wild turkey, when scared, can run 20 mph (32 kph).
- After a stroll on the Moon, the first meal Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin enjoyed was roast turkey (in a foil packet, but still).
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“Last Thanksgiving I shot my own turkey. It was fun. That shot gun going, "Blam! Blam!"
Everybody at the supermarket just staring. Why track them when I know where they are?” – Kenny Rogerson
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“Thanksgiving, when the Indians said, ‘Well, this has been fun, but we know you have a long voyage back to England.’” – Jay Leno
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