Geschäftsmann
Мойша купил за сто долларов осла у старого крестьянина. Крестьянин должен был привести ему осла на следующий день. Крестьянин пришел
Моше решил да си купи магаре и се уговорил с Аврам да му даде неговото за 50 лв. Аврам трябвало да му го достави на следващият ден.
A young man named Joe bought a horse from a farmer for £250.
Un joven de la ciudad se fue al campo y le compró un burro a un viejo campesino por 100 Euros. El anciano acordó entregarle el animal al día siguiente
"Sorry, but I got some bad news. The donkey died."
"Well then, just give me my money back."
"Cain't do that. I went and spent it already."
"OK then, just unload the donkey."
"What ya gonna do with em."
"I'm gonna raffle him off."
"Ya cain't raffle off a dead donkey!"
"Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anyone he's dead."A month later the farmer met up with the Cajun and asked, "What happened with the dead donkey?"
"I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2.00 apiece and made a profit of $898.00."
"Didn't no one complain?"
"Just the guy who won. So I gave him his $2.00 back."