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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth?
With a blender.
How do you get them out?
Nachos - make a dipping and snacking motion.
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Woman delivers baby.
Doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc.
Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging "WHY!?"
Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says "I'm just fuскing with you, it was born dead".
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What is height of Laziness?
Adopting a child.
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I got home to see my two months pregnant wife crouched in the bathroom crying.
Her red, smudged eyes looked at me as she told me she'd lost the baby.
I told the silly thing not to be so upset, I could clearly see it in the toilet.
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What do you get when you have sеx with a pregnant woman?
A baby with a black eye!
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A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day.
"Well, Skip," said the scout, "Dad had only one bottle of вееr left, so I let my baby brother have it."
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Your momma's рussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
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Το πιο άσχημο μωρό
The baby
Το άσχημο μωρό
Една жена се качила в автобус с бебето си. Шофьорът казал:
В автобусе едет женщина с ребёнком.Заходит пьяный мужик:
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says
Uma mulher entra no ônibus com seu filho e o motorista se espanta:
I was walking home last night when I noticed an old drunk staggering along the road. He passed a woman who was walking a young child. "Lady"
Wchodzi kobieta z czarnym dzieckiem na rękach do autobusu. - Fuj
Kommt eine Frau mit ihrem Kind auf dem Arm in den Bus. Sagt der Busfahrer: "Mensch sie haben aber ein häßliches Kind!" Schockiert und immer noch verärgert setzt sich die Frau in den Bus. Ihr...
På en buss i London satt en ung kvinna med sin baby i famnen när en berusad man klev på och stannade framför henne. Mannen tittade en lång stund på barnet och sa sedan så högt att alla i bussen...
Met haar baby van zes dagen op de arm stapt Annie de bus in. "Dat is de lelijkste baby die ik ooit heb gezien!" zei de chauffeur
Annie stapt de bus in met haar pasgeboren baby op haar arm. Zegt de buschauffeur: 'Tering! Zo'n lelijk kind heb ik nog nooit gezien!' Annie wordt boos en gaat helemaal achterin de bus zitten. Een...
En dame går på en buss med babyen sin. Bussjåføren sier: - Det er den styggeste babyen jeg noen gang har sett. Æsj!. Dama finner seg et sete og setter seg ned
O femeie cu un copil in brate se urca in autobuz. Soferul Zice: - Aoleu
Een vrouw staat samen met haar baby op de arm te wachten bij een bushalte. Als de bus aan komt en de vrouw instapt zegt de buschauffeur: "Dat is de lelijkste baby die ik ooit heb gezien!" De vrouw...
En dame går på bussen med babyen sin
Kadın bebeğiyle otobüse binerken otobüs şöförü kendini tutamayıp şöyle demiş: - Aman tanrım ne kadar çirkin bir bebek... Kadın sinirle biletini kutuya basmış
A lady boards the bus with her baby. The bus driver looks at the baby and says "that's the ugliest thing I've ever seen!" The lady finds a seat and she is mad as hell. She tells the guy in the seat...
A woman walks onto the Bus with his child. The driver says
Uma Senhora estava sentada com o seu filhinho no colo
En kvinde kommer ind i en bus med en baby på armen... Chaufføren kigger længe på ungen og udbryder: "Hold da kæft en grim unge" Kvinden sætter sig bagest i bussen
Moteris su mažu vaiku įlipa į mikroautobusą. Vairuotojas imdamas pinigus
A woman got on a bus holding a baby.
The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"
Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.
The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.
"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.
The man sympathized and said,
"Why, he shouldn't say things to insult passengers.
He could be fired for that."
"You're right," she said.
"I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!"
"That's a good idea," the man said.
"Here, let me hold your monkey."
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Q: What's brown and taps on the window?
A: A baby in a microwave!
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What's funnier than a zombie baby?
A zombie baby in a clown suit!
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's wомв.
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Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village?
Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
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Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones?
Because they're hand made.
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What is a baby?
"A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other."
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Q: What's worse than finding 10 zombie babies in one garbage can?
A: Finding one zombie baby in 10 garbage cans.
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When a woman found out that she was pregnant, she lit up the phone lines telling everyone the good news.
One day later that week, she took her 4 year old son, Sam, out shopping.
A woman asked the boy if he was excited about the baby.
"Yes", he said. "I know what we're going to name it.
If it is a girl, we're calling her Molly and if it is a boy, we're going to call it quits.
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How do you unload a truck of zombie babies?
With a pitchfork.
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When Chuck Norris had a baby he was hоrny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
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