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What did the воов tell the other воов?
“You’re my вrеаsт friend.”

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What’s a воов’s favorite snack?
Chestnuts.

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Time is like cleavage.
The more you squeeze them together, the more you get.

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What do воовs and friends have in common?
Some are big, some are small, some are real, and some are fake.

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The existence of воовs proves one thing:
Guys can focus on two things at once.

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You don’t need to pay for a вrа to get воов support.
There’s plenty of people out there who would volunteer to hold your воовs for free.

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Straight men go from drinking from воовs to obsessing about воовs to having a pair of воовs of their own.
Why is paying for a воов job like buying a soda?
Nobody wants either to end up flat.

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What’s the воов’s favorite swimming style?
The breaststroke.

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Grandma found a lump under her left вrеаsт, but the doctor said it was OK.
It was just her kneecap.

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I love you with all my воовs.
They’re much вiggеr than my heart.

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What is the origin of the word “Воов”?
The “B” is the aerial view, the “oo” is the front view, and the “b” is the side view.

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What did the baby say to the mama?
“I don’t always drink milk, but when I do, I prefer Dos Tetas.”

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What is jigglytata?
When you are running down the stairs without a вrа on.

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A friend is like a good вrа.
They’re hard to find, supportive, comfortable, always lift you up, and always close to your heart!

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Summer is the official воов sweat season.
A woman got вrеаsт implants made of wood yesterday.
This joke would be funny if it had a punchline wooden тiт?

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With great воовs comes great responsibility.
Boobs are like kiddie toys.
They’re really for the kids, but your partner always ends up playing with them.

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What do you call a nanny with вrеаsт implants?
A faux pair.

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What do you call the moisture on the chest of a very large-breasted woman?
Mountain Dew.

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