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Q: What did Нiтlеr get for his birthday?
A: An easy bake oven and a GI-Jew.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?
You can't fuск a table.

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What was the last thing her husband said to her?
I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.

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If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?

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How do the fairy-tales of the whites and the blacks differ?
The stories of whites start: Once upon a time...
The stories of blacks start: Yo, man, you won't believe what a f**k has happened to me...

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1f y0u c4n r34d th15, y0u 4r3 4w350me!

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When does a реdорhilе go to sleep?
When the big hand touches the small one.

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What is height of Suicide?
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

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Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident?
Some diск cut her off.

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What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A cherry float.

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Two Arabs are sitting in the Gaza Sтriр chatting over a pint of goats milk.
One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.
"This is my oldest son.
He's a martyr.
"Here's my second son.
He's a martyr too!"
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab wistfully says , They вlоw up so fast, don't they?"

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Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
So you can tell which ones are still alive.

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What do you call a van with 5 fаggотs in it?
The AIDS team.

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Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village?
Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!

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Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard?
Shut up, and give me more bullets.

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Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....

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What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?
A dead puppy!

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish.
After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred say, "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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