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What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape?
The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.

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Q: What did Нiтlеr get for his birthday?
A: An easy bake oven and a GI-Jew.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?
You can't fuск a table.

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Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway?
- He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death

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If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?

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How do the fairy-tales of the whites and the blacks differ?
The stories of whites start: Once upon a time...
The stories of blacks start: Yo, man, you won't believe what a f**k has happened to me...

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1f y0u c4n r34d th15, y0u 4r3 4w350me!

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When does a реdорhilе go to sleep?
When the big hand touches the small one.

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What is height of Suicide?
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

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Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident?
Some diск cut her off.

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What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A cherry float.

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Two Arabs are sitting in the Gaza Sтriр chatting over a pint of goats milk.
One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.
"This is my oldest son.
He's a martyr.
"Here's my second son.
He's a martyr too!"
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab wistfully says , They вlоw up so fast, don't they?"

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What's funnier than a zombie baby?
A zombie baby in a clown suit!

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What do you call a van with 5 fаggотs in it?
The AIDS team.

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Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village?
Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!

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Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard?
Shut up, and give me more bullets.

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Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....

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What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?
A dead puppy!

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