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When you were in the gang then , you just had to look cool, just walk around and look like you were tough.
Someone started talking about fighting - 'No, man, I've got to go home.'

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Classic Воотy Call... Lost:
Are you lost, ma'am? Because Heaven is a long way from here.

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What does FUBU really stand for?
Farmers used to buy us.

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How do children in Baghdad do?
Bombastically.

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Anyone want to try the ALS gas bucket challenge HMU.

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How do you hide your money from a mexican?

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I love blacks. It's a pitty they are not being traded anymore...

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Went to a Muslim birthday party the other day.
It was great fun, we blew up a bouncy castle and then had a really intense game of pass the parcel.

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Smith was hit by a car, died, and went to heaven.
And everyone who goes to heaven has to work.
God went up to Smith, and said: Smith, you are going to make babies.
Here is this wheel, and every time you turn it, a baby will come out.
For hours, Smith spun the wheel at full speed, then he started to get tired.
As he was slowing down, a black baby came out...and Smith said: **** I better hurry because they are burning."

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Why would the cannibal only eat babies?
He was on a diet!

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What's the good part of there being no blacks on the Jetsons?
It means the future will be great!

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What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ?
A bus full of niggеrs going over a cliff.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A baby playing in a plastic bag.

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What do you call of 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.

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How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred?
On the fingers!

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How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day?
You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his аss.

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An Asian walks into a McDonald's and says, "I'll Have An Eggroll and Some Fry Rye."
"I'm sorry sir we don't serve that. Would you like anything else?"
"I have quarter pounder. And when would you like to pick that up...Hiroshima!"

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