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I heard you like Mickey D so i put on mouse ears.
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Малкия Иванчо пита баща си: - Тате Lille Ole: "Pappa - Apu! Hogy néz ki a lányok puncija? - Tudod kisfiam Синот: - Тато A man and his son were talking about sex. The son asked his father
SON: How does a vаginа looks likes, dad?
DAD: Well, it's pink, soft,tight.
SON: How about after sеx?
DAD: Have you ever seen a bulldog eat mayonnaise?
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Fieber messen Jaimito le dice a su maestra: - Maestra ven a mi casa a dormir. Frau beim Arzt: Жена отива на доктор: One night Little Johnny was really scared sleeping by himself at camp O Joãozinho c hegou para Mariazinha e disse: Joãozinho encontra a Mariazinha e fala: — Mariazinha Ruft die Blondine: "Herr Doktor Przychodzi baba do lekarza i mówi Pistikéék táborba mentek. Mindenkinek jutott ágy Joaozinho perguntou para a sua amiga: — Mariazinha O Cebolinha disse para a Mônica: — Posso colocar o dedinho no seu umbiguinho? Ela responde: — Não ... — Deixa O joaozinho adorava sua professora Certo dia depois da aula Joãozinho Um dia antes da prova Pierino incontra una bambina con l'ombelico di fuori e come scherzo gli infila dentro il dito.... la bambina: "Che fai?" E Pierino: "Ti infilo dentro il dito nell'ombelico!!" E la bambina dice: "Ma...
Johnny's daddy is the principle of the school.
He saw his teacher leaving school.
Johnny:
"Hey miss where you going?"
Teacher:
"Home."
Johnny:
"Can I come with?"
Teacher:
" No!"
Johnny:
" I'm gonna tell my daddy!"
Teacher:
"Fine."
They arrive at the teachers house...
Teacher:
"Johnny i'm going to take a shower."
Johnny:
"Can I come?"
Teacher:
"No!"
Johnny:
"I'm gonna tell my daddy."
Teacher:
"Fine."
They are in the shower...
Johnny:
"Can I touch your belly button?"
Teacher:
"No."
Johnny:
"I'm gonna tell my daddy."
Teacher:
"Fine."
Teacher:
"Errr... Johnny thats not my belly button!"
Johnny:
" Thats not my finger."
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Guy: Hey, I spilled water on your GF; you jelly?
Guy2: Why would I be jelly?
Guy:
'Cause I got her wet and you can't.
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Girl: Those f**king mosquitoes won't stop eating me up!
Boy: Well, tell them to let me have a turn.
Girl: What?
Boy: What?
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I know a gаy couple that says that they hate using condoms because, when they do, they can't feel shiт.
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Why women are like computers:
1. They are expensive.
2. They are never specific about problems.
3. They are difficult to figure out and crash inexplicably about once a month.
4. Sometimes you can't even get them turned on, especially if you don't have your floppy in.
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A guy walks into a bar and sees a man ordering one shot after another, sobbing uncontrollably. He goes over and asks what the matter is. The man says,
"My only son just told me he's gаy and found a boyfriend last night." The guy just says,
"Gee, I'm really sorry to hear that man."
The next day, the guy goes to the same bar, and he sees the same man doing the same thing. Again, he goes over and asks what the matter is. The man responds, "I just found out that my brother has been dating this gаy guy for some time now, and today they got engaged." The guy just says "Gee, I'm really sorry to hear that, man."
The next day, the guy walks into the bar and sees the man drinking his life away. He marches up to the man and says,
"God dаммiт, does anyone in your family like рussy?" The man says,
"Apparently my wife does!"
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There was a man and his wife putting a password on their new computer. The man entered 'MYWILLIE'. The woman fell on the floor laughing her head off as the computer said 'Error! Not long enough'.
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One sреrм has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. This means a normal еjасulатiоn represents a data transfer of 1587GB in 3 seconds... and you thought 4G was fast.
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I'm not saying shes a sluт,
But I am saying that when she sees ваlls, she goes after them like a hungry hungry hippo.
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I was jerking to some роrn the other day when my mom walked in. It was crazy.
I had to rewind to make sure.
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A mom and her little girl walk in the park and they see two teenagers having sеx in the bushes (liitle girl)Mommy mommy what are the doing (Mom)there just making a cake.
Next Day the go to the zoo and they see two monkeys having sеx (llittle girl) Mommy mommy what are they doing (Mom) there making a cake
That Night she goes into her parents room and wakes them up (little girl) i know you and Daddy were making a cake on the couch today.(Mom) How do you know that (little girl) Because i licked the icing.
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Two gаy men live together in an apartment and have sеx on a regular basis. One day, one man says he needs to go to the toilet and the other man just says "Okay, don't have a wаnк, we need to save all the сuм for later."
"Okay" The other man says, and he goes into the toilet.
After a bit the other man thinks hes taking a while so he opens the door to see whats going on. When he opens the door he sees сuм all over the wall and he says "I thought I told you not to have a wаnк!?"
The other man says "I didn't.. I just farted."
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A guy named bob works at a deli. One day he goes to his doctor and says "Doc, I really want to stick my diск in the pickle slicer" The doctors responds with "No dont it will hurt and you will never lose your virginty! "Hey I have had sеx before" And with that he leave's. The next day bob comes back and says "Doc I did it" The doctor says"well are you ok?"
"Im fine but I was fired"
"What about the pickle slicer?" The doctor asks "she was fired to!
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What do sharpies and diскs have in common? The black one's are used more.
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So there's this diск and a cucumber and the diск and the cucumber are talking about who has it worse and the cucumber says to the diск I think I have it worse because I thrown into vinegar and left out to turn into a pickle and the diск says no I have it worse I get shoved into a dark place and get my head smashed against a wall until I throw up
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A man went to an online job interview,
BOSS: Name?
MAN: Jack
BOSS: Age?
Man: 26
BOSS: Sеx?
MAN: 3 times a day.
BOSS: No, your sеx?
MAN: Yes, yes. 3 times.
BOSS: Gender!
MAN: Anything , as long as it turns you on.
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