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Вицове за Развода English Scheidung Witze Chistes de divorcio, Chistes d... Анекдоты про Развод Blagues sur le Divorce Barzellette sul divorzio Αστεία για διαζύγιο Вицови за развод Boşanma şakaları Анекдоти про розлучення Piadas sobre divórcio Dowcipy i kawały: Rozwód Skilsmässaskämt, Skilsmässa Sk... Grappen over echtscheiding Vittigheder om skilsmisse Vitser om skilsmisse Avioerovitsit Válóper viccek Glume despre divorț Vtipy o rozvodu Juokai apie skyrybas Joki par šķiršanos Vicevi o razvodu
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Ein Inder beim Scheidungsanwalt Индиец при адвокат по разводите: Wódz indiański żąda rozwodu. - Kiedy zasadziłem kukurydze Indiánský náčelník žádá o rozvod. „Když zasadím kukuřici Přijde Ind na úřad v hlavním městě a povídá: „Sáhibe
A Chinese farmer tells a judge he wants a divorce...
So the judge asks him why. The farmer says,
"I'm just a simple farmer, I never went to school, and I don't know very much. But I do know this: when I plant corn, I get corn; when I plant rice, I get rice; now when I plant Chinese boy and black boy comes out, something's wrong."
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Baby Yoda	 Old Yoda  Middle-aged divorced alcoholic Yoda
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Driving down the road and Saw my ex.
It's funny how "I'd hit that" Changes meaning over the Years.
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Това детенце изглежда така
This kid looks like he's on his second divorce
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Richest woman in the world - Mackenzie Bezos Net worth - $40 billion Source of income - divorce
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I'm curious, ladies—how are men the problem? Divorce Rates Men/Women. 42%  Women/Women. 72%  Men/Men. 28%
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Когато влезеш в метрото и се сблъскаш с развода Кога ќе влезеш во метро и ќе налеташ на разводот Cuando entras al metro y te topas соn el divorcio Когда заходишь в метро и сталкиваешься с разводом Wenn du in die U-Bahn steigst und der Scheidung begegnest Quand tu entres dans le métro et que tu tombes sur le divorce Όταν μπαίνεις στο μετρό και πέφτεις πάνω στο διαζύγιο Quando entri nella metro e ti scontri соn il divorzio Metroya bindiğinde ve boşanmayla karşılaştığında Коли заходиш у метро і стикаєшся з розлученням Quando entras no metrô e dá de cara com o divórcio Kiedy wchodzisz do metra i wpadasz na rozwód När du går på tunnelbanan och springer på skilsmässan Wanneer je de metro instapt en je botst tegen een scheiding aan Når du går ind i metroen og støder på skilsmissen Når du går på T-banen og møter skilsmissen Kun astut metroon ja törmäät avioeroon Amikor felszállsz a metróra Când intri în metrou și dai nas în nas cu divorțul Když nastoupíš do metra a narazíš na rozvod Kai įeini į metro ir susiduri su skyrybomis Kad ieej metro un saskaries ar šķiršanos Kad uđeš u metro i naletiš na razvod
When you enter the subway and bump into divorce
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Q: How many mice does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
A: Two, if they're small enough.
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Дружење Разговор — Чула - Защо се разделихте със съпруга си? - А ти би ли издържала да живееш с човек Mama pyta Jasia: - Jasiu dlaczego nie bawisz się już z Kaziem? - Mamo C’est un type qui dit à un de ces copains : - Je vais divorcer. - Ah bon
2 girls meet:
"Me & my husband are no longer together..."
"Why?"
"Well, could you live with a person who smokes wееd, drinks, has no job and always cusses?"
"No, of course I couldn't!"
"Well he couldn't either!"
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One day A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect The following conversion took place in a Polish church. Polish Man: I want to divorce my wife. Priest: Why my son? Polish Man: I think she is trying to kill me. Priest: What makes you say this?...
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, and they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
"Have you any grounds?"
"Yes, an acre and half and nice little home."
"No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
"It made of concrete."
"I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?"
"No, we have carport, and not need one."
"I mean. What are your relations like?"
"All my relations still in Poland."
"Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player."
"Does your wife beat you up?"
"No, I always up before her."
"Is your wife a nagger?"
"No, she white."
"Why do you want this divorce?"
"She going to кill me."
"What makes you think that?"
"I got proof."
"What kind of proof?"
"She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom."
"I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover.'"
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