Jokes about Dogs

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Making a dog happy is so easy
It's a walk in the park.

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My dog has just had two babies.
That's the last time I take a Pitbull for a walk in public.

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My dog just became a therapy dog!
I’m so proud! He got his dogtorate!

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My wife said she's going to start calling our dogs Dog 1 and Dog 2.
I replied with, "That's mean, do you want me to call you Wife 1?"
She asked,
"Why do I have to be Wife 1?"
I asked her, "Would you rather be Wife 2?"

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What do you call a person crossing a road in broad daylight, dressed as a clown carrying John Wick's dog?
Anything you want, cos if he's carrying John Wick's dog, he hasn't got much time to live.

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My dog's name is Butter. one day, I went outside and accidentally stepped on his testicles.
Anybody want some butter nut squash?

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We’ve all heard about the dog that walks into a bar
But have you heard the one about the baby seal that walks into a club?

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Some say a hot dog tastes better when flattened like a pancake
Quite frankly, that’s balogna.

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My dog got into my leftover Chinese food
It’s a dog eat dog world out there

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I should put my dog on a diet...
He is getting a little husky

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How does a German Shepherd greet you?
“Guten dog!”

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If you crossed a dog and a bear together, what would you get?
A dead dog.

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Where to find a sweet dog?
At a korean restarant.

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Who is my dog's favorite president?
Bark Obam—
No. That is not even a president, steve. My favorite is abraham lincoln. Tell them.
But then it won't be funny.
Steve.
... My dog's favorite president is Abraham Lincoln.

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Did you hear about the dog which had puppies on the side of the road?
It was arrested for littering!!

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A German shepherd peed outside my house yesterday...
Next week, he's bringing his dog

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Yesterday, when my girlfriend came home, I said::
"Hi, Sweetie! I've got another riddle for you. What has four legs, and doesn't move?"
She answered:
"That's easy... A chair!"
- "Wrong! It's your sweet Corgi-dog..."

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How do you know if someone adopted their dog?
Don't worry they will tell you

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