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Why was the blonde staring at the Orange Juice? Yo mama is so stupid Pourquoi une blonde fixe son verre de jus d'orange pendant 10 minutes avant de le boire ? Parce qu'il est écrit dessus : concentré. Din mamma är så dum att hon satt i en hel timme och tittade på juice-förpackningen ¿ Por qué los atlantes se quedan viendo fijamente un jugo? Porque dice: CONCENTRADO. De ce se hoalba o blonda la o cutie de suc de portocale? Pentru ca pe cutie scrie CONCENTRAT! Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? Because the can said "concentrate" on it.
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Modern Science Научни новини. Учените откриха хранителен продукт Новости науки. Ученые обнаружили пищевой продукт Een aantal wetenschappers zijn erachter gekomen welk voedsel ervoor zorgt dat de sex lust bij vrouwen met 85% afneemt... Een huwelijks taart! Tiedemiehet ovat keksineet ruoan Naukowcy odkryli potrawę Qual è il cibo che fa diminuire la frequenza dei rapporti sessuali della coppia? La torta nuziale! Quel type de nourriture réduit l'activité sexuelle des femmes de 90% ? Le gâteau de mariage. - Melyik étel csökkenti a nők szexuális vágyát 95%-kal? - ??? - Az esküvői torta. Forskere har opdaget mad
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Анкета Τελικά η έρευνα απέτυχε παταγωδώς. Η αιτία; Ερώτηση στον ΟΗΕ... ООН проведе глобална световна анкета с въпрос: Υπόλοιπος κόσμος A ONU resolveu fazer uma pesquisa em todo o mundo. Enviou uma carta para o representante de cada país com a pergunta: "Por favor Die UNO hat eine weltweite Umfrage durchgeführt. Die Frage lautete: "Geben sie uns bitte ihre ehrliche Meinung zur Lösung der Nahrungs-Knappheit im Rest der Welt ab." Die Umfrage stellte sich Światowy Ruch Przetrwania postanowił przeprowadzić sondaż zadając ludziom następujące pytanie: - Powiedz proszę La ONU acaba de finalizar la encuesta mundial más grande de su historia. La pregunta única fue: - Por favor FN skickade ut en enkät om hur man skulle kunna lösa bristen på mat i världen. Frågan löd: - Ge oss din ärliga åsikt om hur en lösning på bristen på mat i övriga världen skulle kunna se ut. Den...
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Un Monsieur rend visite à son papa âgé de 90 ans - Тате - Ой Ein Enkel besucht seinen Opa im Krankenhaus. Er fragt ihn: Πάει ο τύπος στο νοσοκομείο Styrbjörn besökte sin 83-årige farfar på ålderdomshemmet. Gubben ser pigg och nyter ut. – Du verkar va i fin form Un uomo va a visitare il nonno 85enne ricoverato in una casa di cura per anziani. “Come va
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in hospital. "How are you grandpa? he asks.

"Feeling fine," says the old man.

"What's the food like?"

"Terrific, wonderful menus."

"And the nursing?"

"Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of you."

"What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?"

"No problem, nine hours solid every night. At 10 o'clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viаgrа tablet ... and that's it. I go out like a light."

The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so rushes off to question the Sister in charge. "What are you people doing," he says, "I'm told you're giving an 85-year-old Viаgrа on a daily basis. Surely that can't be true?"

"Oh, yes," replies the Sister. "Every night at 10 o'clock we give him a cup of hot chocolate and a Viаgrа tablet. It works wonderfully well. The chocolate makes him sleep, and the Viаgrа stops him from rolling out of
bed."
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