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A man was in a hurry to meet his friend down at the nearby lake. On the way down there, he was stopped by a man fully dressed in red. The man pulled over, and the red man asked,
"Hi, I'm the red jеrк of the highway. Have anything to eat?" The man smiled and handed him a sandwich. He continued down the highway and was yet again pulled over by a man fully dressed in green. He stopped and the guy in green said,
"Hi, I'm the green jеrк of the highway. Have anything to drink?" Without smiling, the man handed the green guy his coke. He started off again and started to speed down the highway. Yet again he was stopped by a guy fully dressed in blue. Sighing, he pulled over and pulled down his window, leant out and said,
"Let me guess. You're the blue jеrк of the highway. What do you want?"
"Registration and license please" came the reply.
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Статуи Statues Come to Life Οι ανάγκες των αγαλμάτων... The two statues Περιστέρια Две статуи стоят в парка и се гледат влюбено... У входа в парк стояли две прекрасные статуи. Seit hunderten von Jahren stehen sich im Park zwei Statuen gegenüber: ein junger Römer und eine Göttin Преди 1000 години в едни кралство Είναι δύο αγάλματα σε μία πλατεία. Άνδρας και γυναίκα. Μια ηλιόλουστη μέρα ένας άγγελος κατεβαίνει απ΄τον ουρανό και πλησιάζει τα αγάλματα. Un dia pasa un gran hechicero y ve una estatua con un hombre y una mujer desnudos. Entonces piensa pobres tipos tanto tiempo así duros sin poder hacer nada Det var en gång en manlig och en kvinnlig stenstaty som stod i en park. Plötsligt kom det en god fe flygande och gav dom stackars orörliga statyerna en önskning var. Båda statyerna önskade att dom ska få bli mänskliga för en timme. Den goda fen... In einem abgelegenen Park stehen sich zwei nackte Statuen gegenüber Afrodite Twee standbeelden Yıllarca I mange år hadde to flotte statuer To gamle statuer Két szobor áll a parkban. Egyszer csak leszáll hozzájuk a jó tündér és azt mondja nekik: - Itt áltok már 100 éve V parku naproti sobě už léta stojí dvě sochy Sfantu Petru intr-o zi prin parc vede 2 statui si se intreaba... Ce ar fi sa le dau si lor 2 minute de viata sa vad ce fac? .. Sufla pe ele se trezesc la viata si statuile tusti in tufis! Incepe sa... Erau doua statui pe o alee intr-un parc I stadens park hade det stått två statyer En nøgen kvinde statue stod ved siden af en nøgen mande statue Statuer To statuer C'est l'histoire d'une petite fée qui atterrit dans un square où deux statues Dans un jardin public Un bien gentille fée virevolte tranquillement au dessus D'un parc quand tout à coup A statue of a naked woman and a naked man stand in a park at night. Suddenly from out of nowhere Ήταν κάποτε σε ένα πάρκο δύο αγάλματα. Ένας άντρας και μία γυναίκα και κοιτάζονταν. Τα χρόνια περνούσαν και τα αγαλματα συνέχιζαν να κοιτάζονται. Οι αιώνες περνούσαν και τα αγάλματα κοιτάζονταν....
Two Statues …..
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There are two statues in a park; one of a nudе man and one of a nudе woman. ….
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They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.
The angel tells them, “As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you’ve wished to do the most.”
He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.
The angel tells them, “Um, you have fifteen minutes left, “Would you care to do it again?”
He asks her. “Shall we?”
She eagerly replies, “Oh, yes, let’s! But let’s change positions. This time, I’ll hold the рigеоn down, and you shiт on its head.”
( …. And what were you thinking??)
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Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place….
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hеll - they don’t even serve food anymore, so
What’s the loss?
The strippers would at least triple
The alcohol sales and get a ‘party atmosphere’ going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see nакеd women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn’t need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and ‘special services.’
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing nакеd women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.
This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right - a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn’t Bush or Obama think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
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