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You know how you spell words around kids you don't want them to know?
My Uncle Snooky always spelled the wrong dамn words - 'What do you say we go out to the c-a-r and smoke some dope?'
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Q: What do Disney World and Viаgrа have in common?
A: They both make you wait an hour for a two-minute ride.
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One day Ed, known for always being broke and shabby, walks into his regular bar. One of the other regulars, noticing his new clothes and brand new Harley Davidson asked him where he got it. Ed, with a big, proud smile on his face explained: "I was walking to the grocery store, when all of a sudden a girl rode up on this shining new Harley. She got off her bike, threw off all of her clothes and said 'take what you want.' So I did."
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You're so sтuрid, you got caught drunк-driving at the bumper cars.
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If you're black in America, you're relatively well-spoken, well-dressed, well-educated, sooner or later you can count on one of your white contemporaries - with the very best of intentions - turning to you and saying something along the lines of, 'You know what?
You are so dамn cool. Sometimes, I actually have trouble remembering that you're black. No, I mean that. Sometimes I really forget that you're black.' Yeah, well, let me marry your sister, and I'm sure it will pop right back into your mind.
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Let me just say -- drugs do not make you cool. It's the people that you do them with that make you cool.
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It's fun to be in California. The police are kind of weird here. They ask you sтuрid questions. 'Do you know why I pulled you over?' Because I have рот in the glove compartment?
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We've been trying to solve this drunк driving problem for years, and there's an obvious solution: legalize marijuana. I just think it's safer than alcohol. I'd rather be sтоnеd driving a car than drunк 'cause when you're sтоnеd, you think every car's a cop.
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Don't do drugs. I saw what they did to my friends -- I'd get sтоnеd, and they'd look really weird to me.
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I called AAA, and it's, like, a hundred bucks a year. I said, 'Forget that.' I just joined AA -- that way if my car breaks down, I just call up a friend. 'Aw man, my car broke down. I think I'm going to have a drink.' 'No, don't. I'll come and get you.'
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I told my sister how much I was going out down there, and she said that there was this club I should check out. I was like, 'Oh God, not another club.' She's like, 'Yeah, it's called AA.' I thought it was nice of her to worry, but my car never breaks down.
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I don't drink; I'm a non-drinker. I told my friends I don't drink because alcoholism runs in my family. And you think my friends would respect that, but they don't. Every time we hang out, it's always the same thing. My friends are always like, 'Yo, Dwayne, yo, I know you don't drink, right. I'm saying, I know you don't drink -- but you gonna get drunк tonight!'
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I drink every night. I still haven't gotten over the fact that I don't have school tomorrow.
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The kids doing drugs should be the only ones expected to get an 'A' in chemistry. 'Alright, I'll let you students know only one of you received 100% on the final lab exam: Brad Catlet for turning in the ounce of crystal метh.'
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When you need to remove yourself from your group of friends to come up with a strategy for sounding sober enough to be served more alcohol, the fun is behind you.
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I ended up having to go to AA, which is ridiculous. First thing they tell you to do is stop hanging around with other alcoholics. Well, so I stopped going to AA.
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I was on a wine tasting tour once in northern California, in Napa, and the woman's talking about acidification and oxygenation and fermentation. And I'm basically thinking, 'Great. Where's the free wine? Let's talk about my dehydration. I've had enough of your presentation. Let's get going on my intoxication.'
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If I drop out of school, where am I gonna find drugs?
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