At a local college there was a dance. A guy from America asked a girl from Sweden to dance.
While they were dancing he gives her a little squeeze and says, “In America we call this a hug.”
She says, “Yaah, in Sweden, we call it a hug too.”
A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek and says, “In America we call this a kiss.”
She says, “Yaah, in Sweden we call it a kiss too.”
Later that evening after quite a few drinks, he takes her out on the campus lawn and proceeds to have sеx with her and says, “In America we call this a grass sandwich.”
She says, “Yaaah, in Sweden we call it a grass sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it.”
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, one of the largest department store chains.
He shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, “I’d like to buy a вrа for my wife”
“What type of вrа?” asked the clerk.
“Type?” inquires the man “There is more than one type?”
“Look Around,” said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size color and material.
“Actually, even with all of this variety, there are reallyonly three types of bras,” replied the salesclerk.
Confused, the man asked what were the types.
The saleslady replied “The Catholic type, the, Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?”
Still confused the man asked, “What is the difference between them?”
The lady responded “It is all really quite simple.
The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills.
Two strangers, a man and woman are
Seated at a dinner party together. The
Man turns to the woman and says, I’ve
Got a hypothetical question for you miss.
The woman, curious, says “O. K. shoot.”
The man says “If a man were to offer you
One million dollars to sleep with him, would you do it?”
The woman thinks for a moment and finally answers “I guess I would…. for a million dollars.”
The man smiles and says “Then will you sleep with me for thirty-five dollars?”
The woman, with a shocked expression on her face, stands and screams at the man, “Of course I won’t. What do you think I am!”
To which the man replies, “We’ve already
Determined WHAT you are, now we’re just negotiating the price.”
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that ‘Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.’
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn’t moved a muscle. ‘Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.’
She calmly turned her head and said, ‘In my country, I am called a Princess andI take orders from no one.’
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, ‘Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you.
Tray-up, Вiтсh.’