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The wage gap is sexist, because a woman gets 70 cents for every dollar a man makes...
... then the man is only left with 30 cents. That's messed up.

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What do you call a sexist masseuse?
A massage-ynist.

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A sexist, a racist and a homophobe walk into a bar
Bartender:
'What will it be, Mr Trump?'

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What did the sexist man say when his girlfriend asked for his coat?
If you can't stand the cold, stay in the kitchen.

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My wife was teaching our children that Barbie and Disney were sexist and misogynistic.
I happen to believe that children learn through examples set by their parents.
So I told my wife to shut her yap and get back in the kitchen.

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Cam Newton isn't really a sexist...
He's just getting a jump on his Presidential Campaign.
Newton '20

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My friends tell me that my jokes are too sexist. I tell them thats all I have. Without my sexist jokes, I am completely useless.
Kind of like a woman

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A sexist man went to the phychologist.
Phychologist: The first thing you have to do is to accept who you are.
Man: I don't need a woman to tell me that!
Phychologist: Ok, next step.

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I despise sexist people.
Especially the women.

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