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One day the sheriff sees Billy-Bob walking around town with nothing on except his gun belt and his boots.
The sheriff says “Billy-Bob, what the hеll are you doing walking around town dressed like that?”
Billy-Bob replies “Well sheriff, it’s a long story!”
Sheriff says he isn’t in a hurry and that Billy-Bob should tell the story.
Billy-Bob continues “Well sheriff, me and Mary-Lou was down on the farm and we started a cuddling. Mary-Lou said we should go in the barn and we did.”
“Inside the barn we started a kissing and a cuddling and things got pretty hot and heavy, well Mary-Lou said that we should go up on the hill so we did.”
“Up on the hill we started a kissing and a cuddling and the Mary-Lou took off all her clothes and said that I should do the same.
Well, I took off all my clothes except my gun belt and my boots. Then Mary-Lou lay on the ground and opened her legs and said “Okay Billy-Bob, go to town…”
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Ole always caught his limit of fish and he would never tell anyone his secret. Finally the Game Warden threatened to take away Ole’s license unless Ole taught him how he did it. …
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Ole finally agreed to meet him early one morning to go fishing. The Game Warden came with six rods and three tackle boxes, so he’d be ready for anything. Ole showed up with a small brown paper bag.
They climbed in a row boat and Ole rowed out to a spot on the lake. Ole then opened his bag and pulled out a stick of dynamite, lit it and tossed it into the water. After an explosion and shower of water, dozens of fish floated to the surface. Ole started to row the boat around picking up fish.
The Game Warden was surprised and furious. He shouted, “Ole, you can’t do that! It’s against the LAW!”
Ole calmly reached into his bag and took out another stick of dynamite and lit it. He tossed it to the Game Warden and asked, “Vell, are ya gonna to talk? Or, ya gonna fish?”
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