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It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something sтuрid to say and then don't say it.
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I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.
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The girl opposite me on the bus is totally checking me out. I think she likes me. After I’m done picking my nose, I’m gonna smile and say hello.
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A joke is like a frog… When you dissect a frog, it dies. Get it? Just like a frog dies when you dissect it, so does a joke when you explain it… Basically, the frog is used as an analogy, to help people understand that jokes shouldn’t be explained, because the joke will die, or more specifically, become unfunny. So, just like when a frog dies when you dissect it, so does a joke when you dissect, or explain it.
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I fell off a 50ft ladder yesterday… luckily I was on the bottom step.
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It’s a well known fact. If you stand on the Great Wall of China…
You can actually see the moon.
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I saw a drawing of the sun wearing sunglasses.
I just spent an hour wondering what the fuск he was protecting his eyes from.
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Think of how sтuрid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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I guarantee there’s a pregnant teenager somewhere who thinks ‘Ebola’ would be a lovely name for their child.
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Just finished reading the fifth book in the “learning to count” trilogy.
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This girl in a bikini stopped me to ask directions. I just kept saying to myself, “Don’t stare at her тiтs, don’t stare at her тiтs.”
Then she said, “Don’t stare at whose тiтs?”
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One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth, but with no scuba gear whatsoever. The diver went below another 20 feet, and the guy joined him a moment later. The diver went down even farther and the same guy was right behind him.
The confused diver took out out his waterproof chalkboard and wrote, “How the heck are you able to stay under this deep without equipment?”
The guy took the board and chalk, erased what the diver had written, and wrote, “I’m drowning, you freakin’ моrоn…!”
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I remember my teacher telling me that looking out of the window wouldn’t get me anywhere.
Did I have a smug look on my face later on in life when I handed him his burger and fries at the drive through.
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I think I might have used too much softener when I washed my underwear.
I haven’t had an еrестiоn for a week.
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I beat a black belt at karate.
My next challenger is a green sock.
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My son ‘Qwertyuiop’ eventually forgave me when he realised how easy it is to type his own name.
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I just bought a fresh chicken from a supermarket. The sticker on it reads:
“RSPCA Monitored”
You did not do a good job here, RSPCA; it is dead and wrapped in plastic.
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Ollie has a problem. His wife Lena is coming home tomorrow on the train but he can’t remember if she is arriving at 8:40 or 4:80.
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