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What do you call a company that replants fields of grass using cropduster airplanes?
A re-seeding airline!

This joke suскs but it's my cakeday and I was told there would be plentiful imaginary internet points .... XD

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What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? – A waist of time.

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What do you call the space between fake воовs? The silicone valley

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What do you call a соw with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a соw with 3 legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a соw with 2 legs?
Your mom.

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What do you call an Italian man without arms?
A mute.

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What do you call the cross between an elephant and a rhino?
'Ell if I know.

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Q. What do you call a gаy on a bicycle?
A. Bike-curious.

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What do you call a kid with one eye and a pirate's leg?
Names

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What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?
An attornity.

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What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?
A Tattoo.

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If someone who speaks 3 languages is trilingual, and someone who speaks 2 is bilingual, what do you call someone who speaks only 1?
American.

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What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?
A Terminal Illness.

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What do you call a white kid who’s also a furry?
An animal cracker

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What do you call it when an immigrant walks into a Catholic Church?
Alien vs Predator (this is my son’s joke)

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What do you call an apathetic socialist state?
The "So be it" Union.

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What do you call a cowboy comedian?
A punslinger.

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What do you call it when you put a baby in a freezer?
**Chilled abuse**

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What do you call an educated woman in a third world country?
Intellectual property

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