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Which revolutionary war was the craziest?
The Battle of Bonkers Hill.

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On July 4th, what did the ghost say?
Red, white, and boo!

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Which flag has the highest rating?
The flag of the United States of America because it has gotten 50 stars.

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Why was George Washington known as the army's funniest man?
Because he was de Laughayatte.

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Why was eagle hunting prohibited in America?
Because it was ill-eagle.

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After the Stamp Act was signed, what happened next?
The Americans kicked the British.

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What is the weight of freedom?
A washing-ton.

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What is the smartest state in America?
The State of Alabama.It consists of four As and one B.

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What rock band has four members who never sing and just stand around?
Mount Rushmore.

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What store did George Washington buy his hatchet from?
He got it from a chopping mall.

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How do you refer to the combat-trained patriotic zombies?
Marine Corpse.

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How do you refer to a dog that fights for freedom and serves as a protective symbol?
A revolutionary war-dog.

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Do you know what the favorite food of Revolutionary War patriots was?
Chicken Catch-a-Tory!

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What do Santa Claus and a flag have in common?
They both hang out at the pole.

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