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Western Europe vs Eastern Europe

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I present to you the wurst case scenario

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Gen x'ers - the last great generation before all these sissies were born

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Her: He's probably thinking about other girls. Him: Why's there a dude taking photo of us trying to sleep

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I normally don't pick up hitchhikers, but this guy is an exception ri

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Cummunism

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There's nothing cooler than casually walking away after blowing something up

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If Pompeii happened today...

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Summer 2025

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When you forget that blind people have a heightened sense of smell. Why is youp реnis out?

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Your flaws and you weren't aware you had any.

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Him:“Am I still in your prayers?” Me: “Most definitely. ”

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Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?
A: Because Donald ducked.

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All my friends, we was ready for the second riot.
No, not like the first one, where we were just grabbing stuff at random - it wouldn't be like that. I've got a thousand boxes of Pampers; I don't know what I'm going to do with it. No, no, this time we had a list. We were going to get the stuff we need. Everybody on my block has bought a U-Haul.

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Robot Воотy Call... Stealing:
Although I have not been programmed to break any existing laws, I am a thief and I am here to steal your heart.

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Classic Воотy Call... Ticket:
You must be a parking ticket 'cause you've got "fine" written all over you.

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I've been walking for a half a mile - I'm tired.
I'm looking at a car that's running with the keys in it. My first impression was 'Lord, I said make a way.' I thought that was the Lord's way of saying, 'A.J., get in and ride!'

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A.J. Jamal:
You ever go into a store, and they're watching you? Watching you . White people stealing stuff - walking out with couches, refrigerators, TVs - and all we want is a paper.

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