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What pool never runs dry?
The one on the Titanic.

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Add a word to ruin a movie:
- Batman Begins College.
- The Longest Yard Sale.
- Charlottes Web Cam.
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One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, “Just because you killed the butterfly, you don’t get butter for a week.” They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, “Nice try.”

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I believe i can flyyy
Got shot by the pizza guyyy
All i wanted was some onion ringggss
From McDonald's or Burgerkinggg
I believe i can soarrrr
Mom slapped me in the grocery storeee
Even though im 24 I still got an imaginary dinosoarrrrr
I believe i can falllll I tripped on a bouncey ballll
Thought id post this funny jokes. Even though i got no votes.

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I don't take offense. Fence thieves will take a fence, though.

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*Plays game where I burn fake trees*
ME - Hahahahah!!! HAHAHHAHA!
Person next to me - What are you doing
Me - what do you think?
Person - You are playing with fire?
Me - you just felt the burn!!!

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A monastery decided to start a fish and сhiрs store. When the store opened, a client comes in, and asks one of the clerics: are you the fish fryer? Oh, no, the cleric answers, I'm the chip monk!

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My pig developed a rash, so the veterinarian prescribed an oinkment.

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Confucius say:
“Beans in sandy soil causes Dust in the Wind”

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If this gets 100 likes , I will ask my crush out .

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I often try to drown my problems. So I took my wife to the lake.
Kickass I of you get it.

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Press kickass if you just love kickassing

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A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, “If you’re happy and you know it…”
The room was full of arm amputees.

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What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.

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I bet, you can't turn around in the Suez Canal! Hold my beer!

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What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel.

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My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. what a sтuрid thing to Fallout 4.

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