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I’ve just invented a great new iPhone alarm app. If you press the snooze button 3 times it automatically emails your boss telling them that your gonna be sick.

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Can’t believe I’ve been banned by Apple from making iPhone apps. Apparently thousands of people complained that my ‘weighing scales’ app broke their phone.

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As a gаy man, I can assure you that an "iPhone 6 plus" is only 5.

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A girl is blowing her Boyfriend.
Boyfriend: Dамn, this is great.
Girlfriend: I would hope so, it took a long time to master this.
Boyfriend: You were blowing dudes behind my back?!
Girlfriend: Well, technically it was under the table. Anyway, how else did you think i could afford my Iphone?

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Q. What does a gypsy get for his birthday?
A. Your iPhone

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Wow…. IPhone 7 is making odd hissing sounds. Tech experts say sounds are caused by electromagnetic effects, while I think it’s just Siri farting.

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Can’t believe how long my Iphone is taking to charge. It’s been soaking in Apple Juice for about 8 hours now but still nothing is coming up on the screen.

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Did your Iphone break? cause I can be your phone and you can play on my abbs(apps)

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“Do you have to use a stylus pen”, the wife snapped.
“Well, it stops smudges and is more hygienic”, I retorted.
“You’re fingеring me Dave, you’re not on the dam iPhone now “

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My girlfriend asked me for a new phone, similar to a blackberry or an iPhone.
So I gave her a black-i

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Michael: iPhone download speeds on AT&T are ridiculously slow!
Jon: Tell me about it, this morning I logged into “Just 18” роrnо website.
By the time the first page had loaded, all the girls looked like they were in their mid 40s.

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Almost every person is talking about getting an iPhone 7. I am the very first person to get an iPhone 8.
It's true, I have an iPhone 8!
Only problem is I used up all my data just downloading all the apps I needed.

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