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My coworker invited an Asian friend to the party
His friend said he would bring Coronas to the party, but didn't show up with вееr.

*Everyone left the party feeling a little sick.*

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What do yo call an Asian Kid with a Calculator?
A disgrace

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What is an Asian persons drug of choice?
Mathamphetamine

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Why don’t Asian people like bowling?
Because to them it’s bowring.

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Whenever I tell people that I'm half asian they look so surprised
They just can't tell by looking at my face

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A man points a gun to an asians head and says "Get on your knees"
The asian replies "Cantonese"

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What do Asian cats eat?
Mice paper rolls
What do Asian dogs eat?
Their family

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If you look at how some Asian people are driving...
... You might think that Pearl Harbor was an accident.

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Why do Elmo and Asian cuisine go so well together?
Because he's a sesame ginger

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Why did Logan Paul not high five Ricegum back?
He likes leaving asian people hanging

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What do you call a shell fish from China?
A Crust-Asian

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My paraplegic friend calls residents of Asian countries "Chinas", "Japans", "Taiwans", etc.
I think he's a little weak in the 'nese.

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I broke my leg a while back and had to use crutches. After a while he saw me walking in a central Asian country without them and didn't know my leg had healed, so he asked,
"Why don't you have your crutches?"
And I said,
"Kazakhstan up fine by myself."

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An asian and caucasion guy are hitting on the same girl in a bar.
After a while asian guy is left with a job in his hand.

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My asian neighbour asked if he could walk the dog
They didn’t come back for a while, I was worried about my dog so I went to his house, dog was on the wok.
Edit: I am not racist nor trying to be disrespectful, just liked the play on words wok and walk

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What do you call a red head Asian girl who does things with grace?
Ginger Lee.
*If you ever see this I'm sorry for stealing your original joke @Ziplock*

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I like my cartoons like Wооdy Allen likes his women...
Barely legal and asian.

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Mommy, why am I asian when daddy is black and you are white?
With how that night went just be thankful you are not barking

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