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What did the eagle say when he got cold?
“Burrrrrrd.”

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What do you call an owl who was just caught committing a сriме?
A spotted owl.

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Did you hear about the crow on the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long-distance caw.

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What does the one-legged turkey say?
Wobble wobble!

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What did the duck eat with his soup?
Quackers.

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What do you call it when chickens play hide and seek?
Fowl play.

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What kind of math do snowy owls like?
Owlgebra.

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When’s the best time to buy a bird?
When it’s going cheep.

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What do you call it when an owl has an upset stomach that makes him grumpy?
Irritable owl syndrome.

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The owl outside seems very sick, but he’s not letting it bother him.
He said he couldn’t give a hoot.

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How many cans do you need to make a bird?
Two cans

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What kind of bird can you buy at the grocery store?
A kiwi.

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What kind of bird can carry the most weight?
A crane.

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What kind of birds get locked up?
Jail birds.

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What did the magician реnguin say?
“Pick a cod, any cod!”

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I came home to find a bird had broken in and destroyed all my stuff.
He used a crowbar.

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What do you call an owl who can time travel?
Doctor Hoo.

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Who is the реnguin’s favorite relative?
Aunt Arctica.

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