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What’s a bird’s favorite addition to his salad?
Crowtons.

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What’s smarter than a talking parrot?
A spelling bee.

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What do flamingos do at parties?
They flamingle.

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What do you call a criminal raven?
A caw-nvict.

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What do retired birds do for fun on the weekends?
They play flabingo.

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What do turkey’s use to drink from?
Gobble-lets.

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What is a crow’s least favorite show?
That’s So Raven.

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What did the canary say when his cage broke?
Cheep cheep cheep.

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My homing рigеоn died.
I’m worried it will come back to haunt me.

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I published a book about birds.
It flew off the shelf.

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What do you call a bird who wins Jeopardy?
A know-it-owl.

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What do you call a medieval bird?
A knight owl.

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What did the turkey say to the hunter?
“Quack, quack, quack!”

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What kind of bird doesn’t need a home?
A bald eagle.

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What’s the opposite of a flamingo?
A flamin-stop.

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I met this fit bird in a club last night.
“Fancy taking me somewhere a little more quiet?” she purred.
20 minutes later, I was sitting in the library by myself wondering where I went wrong.

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