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It's kind of ironic because, when you get right down to it, you guys need the South much more than we need New York. You know? You need milk. You need grains. We don't need 'Urinetown.'

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Whenever I get down to my last $3, I'd always head to the nearest 7-11 -- the white trash casino -- and I'd buy a 40-ounce of вееr and a lottery scratch ticket. I would drink the вееr, and I'd scratch the ticket And it'd always be some game with some dream come true name -- you know, like, 'Рот of Gold' or 'Win the Millions' or 'Money Stack' -- and there's a picture of a big stack of money on the ticket. I think a better name for those games would be 'Spend the Child Support.' And what you do is scratch the money from a baby's mouth.

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