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I was walking past the church on Sunday morning when the vicar turned to me and said, “Love your neighbour.”
I said, “Me too - cracking pair of тiтs!”share

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I was sitting down chatting to a girl in the pub last night.
One thing led to another and before I knew it I was groping her тiтs.
She said, “Everybody is looking, do you want to go somewhere a little more private?”
I thought, “You кinкy вiтсh” as I slipped two fingers into her fаnny.

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My mate said to me, “If you had to choose, what would you prefer. Massive тiтs or a round peachy аrsе?”
I said, “It would have to be a round peachy аrsе. I would look ridiculous with massive тiтs.”

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