When I was 14, I wanted a girlfriend.
When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I wanted a girl with a zest for life.
When I was 19, I found a passionate girl, but she was too emotional, so I wanted a girl with some stability.
When I was 25, I found a stable girl, but she was too boring, so I wanted a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but she lacked direction and was too petty, so I wanted a girl with some ambition.
When I was 31, I found an ambitious girl, but she was so ambitious that she married me, divorced me, and took everything I owned.
Now I am 40, and all I want is a girl with big тiтs.
The Mother Superior assigns the three newest nuns the task of painting the foyer of the Church. “Everything you need - paint, drop cloths, paint rollers, roller trays, masking tape - is in the foyer. One last item: Mask all the woodwork and paint carefully. Do not get even a drop of paint on your habits.”
It is a Tuesday in the middle of summer and the heat is stifling. Even more so, as the central air is only turned on for Sunday services and Wednesday worship and choir rehearsal.
The three young nuns confer for a while about the heat and keeping the paint off their garments. One suggests that they sтriр off their habits, and paint in the nudе. They carefully drape their garments over one of the pews and lock the front door of the Church.
In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. “Who is it?” calls one of the nuns.
“The Blind Man,” replies a voice from the other side of the door.
The three nuns look at each other and shrug, and decide that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the Church, so they unlock the door.
“Hey, Nice тiтs, ladies,” says the man, “Now where would the good Father be wantin’ me to install these blinds?”