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Kremlin names Trump Employee of the Month

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I made a graph showing my past relationships.
It has ex axis and a why axis

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X-Men VS Ex-Men

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Due to a shortage of robots, some of our staff are HUMAN and therefore react unpredictably when abused or under pressure

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When people are fighting over emails and you are just in CC

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- Sorry mom, called you by accident.
- No worries, had you by accident

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I thought my name was "Stop encouraging him" until I was 11.

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A guy stopped me on the street trying to sell me a coffin.
'That's the last thing I'll need' I said to him.

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Last night I was relaxing on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen:
"Oh sweetheart, what would you like for dinner, my love? Chicken, beef or lamb?"
I said, "Thank you, darling. I think I'll have chicken."
She replied, "You're havin' a peanut butter sandwich. I was talkin' to the dog!"

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I made a mistake.
I realized my mistake.
I apologized!
She made a mistake
I told her it was her mistake.
I realized my mistake
I apologized!

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My size, before and after Christmas

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Victoria Secret Launches Mask

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I'm no tree expert, but it's definitely not hardwood

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I'm tired of being a specialist in infectious diseases and virology. Today I decided to become an expert on Afghanistan

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Мауbе it wouldn't bе so heavy if they used their arms

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What's the point in blurring out the middle finger on television? Like, oh you fooled me, what's behind that blur? An umbrella? An elephant?

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Click kick аss if you think justin bieber is gay

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Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.

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