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Roses are red,
I dont know why,
Living is hard,
I want to die.

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Roses are red
My soul is black
I am never getting
My dad back

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What is the most popular fish in the ocean? A star fish

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Why do orphans hate going to costco because they need a parent to get samples

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Communist jokes aren’t funny unless everyone gets them.

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How does Hellen Keller drive?
With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.

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So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.
Dirty ваsтаrds.

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What do you call a Russian tree?
Dimitree

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Did you here about pillsbery dough boy he died of a yeast infection

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99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that’s why it’s so hard to identify the rарisт.

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Me: Mom I’m tired
Mom:then go to sleep
Me: No you don’t understand-

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Wanna hear somethin’ ironic?
When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.

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When your crush walks in class but youre homeschooled…

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I got mad at my sister’s boyfriend so I fuскеd his girl

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What’s the difference between me and you?
I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.

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So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in.
He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.

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Two gаy guys, two lеsвiаns, and two pedophiles have a race. What is the order of finish?

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Did you here about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.

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