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Whats wrong with my friend?
He’s called dobbie Coleman and has a massive jaw.

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When you get caugh about to shoot up the school.
Slowly puts AR to chin

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Bully: your mom gay
Me: there something on your chin
Bully: where
Me: no, on your fourth one

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Clarm сhin аss bou ducky wack wakaka chuck chuyli bingbong DA sauec

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What does your mum and istanbul have in common?
They are all insane comebacks!!!

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Horror movies don’t scare me. 5 missed calls from my mum scares me.

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I asked my mum why she’s depressed, she said her life has been a wreck? I asked how long has it been, she then asked when I was born

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Me: Want to hear a joke?
Friend: Sure
Me: When my Mum and Dad said they loved me.
Friend: What’s funny about that?
Me: Because the next day they disowned me.

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I was making sandcastles with my Nan then my mum came in the room and took away the urn.

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I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics and she said i had to eat more vegetables

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Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood?
Idk either it’s not like he has a home to go too.

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Why couldn’t Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?
Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!

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What do you call an ugly, grey thing
Cinderelephant

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What did cinderella leave at the ball
Her virginity

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My mom told me that she got a new job & I don’t have to leave the house. Then my mom told all my customers are the men that live in our neighborhood Then I ask what is your job call. My mom said job hand, then I said job and or is hand job . My mom said yeah that it. My mom said I;m good at my job that why all the males are always knocking at the door.

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Why is cindrella white …
Because she is superior

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Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo. I gave them a halo.

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Today is the day of 9/11 and we were in class making jokes and somebody said that’s sad and I was like why and they said “ today is the day the towers went down” and I said just like I did on you mum last night

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