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Doi programatori intr-un bar: - Vezi tipa aceia? Vezi ce "properties" are? - Da. Am "testat-o" aseara... Sunt read-only Шетаат двајца програмери по улица и сретнуваат згодна девојка: Првиот. - Види какви `proprieties` имаа оваа девојка. Вториот. - Џабе ти е Idu dva kompjuteraša ulicom i kaže jedan: - "Gle onu ribu! Kakve ima properties!" - "Ma jebesh to Eina du kompiuteristai ir kalbasi apie priekyje einančią merginą. Vienas sako: - Pažiūrėk Kalbasi du programuotoji kavinėje: - O properties pas ją aukščiausio lygio! - Gaila
Two programmers in a bar:
Do you see that chick there?
Look at here “properties”!
Yes, I’ve already “tested” here last night... they are read-only!
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Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
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Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
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Someday, the people who know how to use computers will rule over those who don’t.
And there will be a special name for them - secretaries.
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What do computers eat when they get hungry?
"Сhiрs."
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Which way did the programmer go?
He went data way!
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A life? Cool… Where can I download one of those?
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Virus "Windows" found: Delete, Repair, Next?
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When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.
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What’s the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?
The car salesman can probably drive!
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Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died?
Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!
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What do rabbits put in their computers?
Hoppy disks.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
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God called a meeting of George Bush, Tony Blair and Bill Gates.
‘I’ve given you all the tools you needed to make a better world,’ says God.
‘But you’ve failed and I’m ending the world in two weeks.’
Bush goes on TV and says, ‘I have good news and bad news.
The good news is that God exists. The bad news is that the world will end in two weeks.’
Tony Blair says, ‘I have bad news and really bad news.
The bad news is that God is really annoyed.
The really bad news is he’s going to destroy us.’
Bill Gates calls his workers together and says, ‘I have good news and great news.
The good news is that God thinks I’m one of the three most powerful people in the world.
The great news is that we don’t have to fix the bugs in the new Windows package.’
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An internet maniac boy asks his father:
Daddy, why do we have five fingers if the mouse has only two buttons?
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What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman?
"Immediately start downloading it."
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Microsoft Office doesn't correct Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris correct Microsoft Office.
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A Genie Can Almost Do Anything Bill Gates is at the beach when he discovers a bottle Il Presidente del Consiglio camminando lungo la spiaggia inciampa sulla lampada e fa uscire un Genio. Questi gli dice che per ricompensa è disposto ad esaudire un suo desiderio. Il Presidente senza esitare dice: "Voglio la pace nel Medio Oriente. Vedi questa mappa? Voglio che questi paesi... A guy is walking along the shoreline at the beach wearing just a pair of cutoff jeans. Sure enough Clinton finds a bottle Una mujer está caminando en la playa y de pronto se encuentra una vieja lámpara. La recoge Un árabe caminaba por el desierto Un árabe consigue una lámpara Era un musulmán que consiguió una lámpara mágica Une femme se promène sur une plage et bute sur une vieille lampe. Elle se penche pour la prendre Un uomo sta passeggiando in un bosco alla ricerca di funghi Kadının biri Maldivlerde bir kumsalda yürürken ayağı eski bir lambaya takılmış
A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp.
Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am the most powerful genie in the world. I can grant you any wish you want, but only one wish."
The programmer pulled out a map of the Mediterranean area and said "I'd like there to be a just and last peace among the people in the middle east."
The genie responded, "Gee, I don't know. Those people have been fighting since the beginning of time. I can do just about anything, but this is beyond my limits."
The programmer then said, "Well, I am a programmer and my programs have a lot of users. Please make all the users satisfied with my programs, and let them ask sensible changes"
Genie:
"Uh, let me see that map again."
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