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Confucius say, man who sleep with old hen, find it better than pullet

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Confucius say, man рiss in wind, wind рiss back

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Confucius say, girl who marry detective, like to kiss dick

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Confucius say, woman wearing G-string, high on crack

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Confucius say, virgin with thimble on finger, never feel prick

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Confucius say, man who pull woman's вrа strap, may get bust in face

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Confucius say, woman who pounce on dead rooster, go down on limp cock

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Confucius say, man who fall in vat of molten glass, make spectacle of self

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Confucius say, man who jump through screen door, strain self

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Confucius say, man who push piano down mine shaft, likely to get A flat minor

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Confucius say, man who put face in punchbowl, get punch in nose

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Confucius say, woman who sink in man's arms, soon have arms in man's sink

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Confucius say, man who jizz in cash register come into money

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Confucius say, man who drop watch in toilet have shiттy time

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Confucius say, closed mouth catches no flies, but closed fly catches no mouths

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Confucius say, man who finger girl having period get caught red handed

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Confucius say, раnтiеs not best thing on earth, but next to it

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Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient

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