Cross the Road

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Why did the tree cross the road?
A woman crashed into it.

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Why did the frog cross the road?
Some mean little kid super-glued it to the chicken.

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Bob:
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Joe:
"To get to the idiот's house."
Bob:
"Knock knock."
Joe:
"Who's there?"
Bob:
"The chicken."

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Why did the niggеr cross the road?
I don’t know, so I’m following him. He’s sure to be up to something.

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Guy1: why did the chicken cross the road?
Guy2: Don't know.... why?
Guy1: to get to the gаy guys house....
Guy2: ? ........
Guy1: knock knock
Guy2: who's there?
Guy1: chicken!
Guy2: fuск you!

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Q: Why didn't the skeleton go skydiving?
A: It didn't have the guts.

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Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: His d**k was stuck in the chicken.

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Why did the zombie baby cross the road?
Why did the zombie baby cross the road?
To wreak an unholy vengeance upon the driver of the car who's standing there, scratching his head, trying to figure out how a zombie baby's head can be beneath his car tires but the rest of the body is nowhere to be seen- unless he were to turn around and notice the zombie baby body bearing down on him, coming ever closer, ready with grasping, pudgy zombie baby fingers to tear and rend at the flesh of this self-same driver who ran his head over, on the dark and rain-swept road that snakes down from the castle of the madman who's creating an army of zombie babies to do his dark, libidinal bidding.

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Q: Why did the redneck cross the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
Why did she go to the other side? To go to the bar.
Why did she go to the bar? To go to the toilet.
Why did she go to the toilet? Because that's where all the соскs hang out.

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Q: Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
A: To get to the second hand shop.

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Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off.

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Q: Why did the frog cross the road?
A: It didn't - it got run over halfway across.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the possum how. (How many dead chickens have you seen along the road?)

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Why did the rooster cross the road?
Because the chicken was on vacation!

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Why did the Pakistani cross the road? Because the American government was subsidizing the construction of mango harvesting and preservation infrastructure in the region on the other side, allowing farmers with the necessary means to develop strong ties to American markets and earn significant profits.

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Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Because it was a dirтy double crosser.

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Why didnt the skeleton cross the road?
Cuz it had no guts

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