Cross the Road

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Why did adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.

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Why did the 12 chickens cross the road?
It dozen really matter...

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Chuck Norris: If you saw me coming, you’d have crossed that road too.

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Why did the deer cross the road?
To dent our bumpers and provide a nutritious meal.

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Why did the geeky guy cross the road?
He had heard there were a lot of chicks on the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Well, if the road won’t cross the chicken, the chicken must cross the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it is the 21st century and any chick is free to act as they desire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
The police representatives have stated that as an investigation of the event is still underway, they will not be issuing any specific information as to the chicken’s intention, medical status or whereabouts.

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Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
Just needed to stretch its legs.

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Chuck Norris crosses the road occasionally. Nobody ever had the guts to ask why.

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Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.

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