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What's the difference between Auschwitz and Sarajevo?
At least they had gas in Auschwitz.

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"I'm going to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage. But it is just a formality."
"Who told you that?"
"Gynecologist."

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What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
A baby in a microwave.

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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?
He was caught poaching.

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It is genetically pre-recorded in men’s brain to look for a women, which is alike his mother – said Mr. John to the judge at the court, where he was being blamed for rарing his sister.

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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
He became a vegetarian.

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How did they know that the driver had dandruff?
They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.

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What was so bad about being a black Jew?
You had to sit in the back of the oven.

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Нiтlеr got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.

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I'm going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do... by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake.
Sincerely, Michael Myers

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Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp? The kids come back

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Q: What's blue and doesn't fit?
A: A dead epileptic.

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What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ?
A Pedophiles аss.

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Why are little girls better than little boys?
Because when you're finished using them as little girls, you can turn them over and use them as little boys.

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What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?
Vitamin bills!

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Always go to other people’s funerals, or they won’t go to yours.

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Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces.
So too has his boot.

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A large number of Black soldiers died in Iraq war because every time their chief said:
"Get on the floor!" they stood up and started dancing.

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