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I bet Rosa Parks killed in musical chairs.

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What do you call a girl who does not маsтurвате?
A liar

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of children.

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Q: What is the difference between a Jew and a boy scout?
A: the boy Scott gets to go home after camp.

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What do women and Slinkies have in common?
Not really too much, but you can't help but сrаск a smile when one tumbles down the stairs.

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Roses are red
violets are blue
I have 5 fingers
the middle one for you.

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Let me tell you why I hate Valentine's Day -- 'cause a few years ago, on Valentine's night, I thought I would have a nice, romantic evening in with a lady. But little did I know, that that same night, her ex-boyfriend thought he would try to win her heart back. And, being the sweet, romantic guy that he is, he thought the best way to do this would be to get all coked up and then jump through a window and try to мurdеr me.

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A man walks into a bar.
He is an alcoholic and is ruining his family.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles?
Nail its other hand to the floor.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub?
17.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff?
They were my friends.

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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A man walks into a bar. Except it was a metal bar, like a pole. So he got hurt.

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How long does it take for a black women to take a сrар?
9 months

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Whats the good thing about f**king twenty seven year olds?
Theres twenty of them.

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Do you know what's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?
A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being.

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Why did the black man buy 3 boxes of condoms?
Because he practices safe sеx and they were on sale.

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