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Why was Sally rolling in the grass?
She was on fire.

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Healthcare in America is too expensive, ain't it? It's too expensive for the average person. What if you below average with no insurance? You might as well call Dr. Kevorkian.

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Good friends don't let you do dumb things......................... Alone

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John died of the big c, no not cancer the c off of the coke sign.

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I think people should stop picking on fат kids.............
They got enough on their plates !

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Roses Are black
Violets are black
I am blind

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What do a Pakistani wife and husband have in common?
Nothing. It was an arranged marriage.

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Who is the соскsuскеr deleting all these jokes?

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When they're nine years old, they have an attention-seeking constitution that is relentless... Honestly, it makes you want to drive drunк on Halloween. Look at Superman fly!

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Republicans are red, Democrats are blue,
Neither one of them,
Gives a fuск about you!

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What was the last thing that went through sallys mind before she got hit by the bus. Ohhh look a bus

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Oh daddy, I love you so much!
Hey, until we get the DNA test, I’m just Harry to you!

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Why was the boy sad?
Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Yo mama's so old, she might die soon.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?
Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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So a Hispanic, African-American, Jewish, and Asian man were walking down the street.
They were involved in a parade that celebrated racial equality.

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Why is Osama dead?
He got shot.

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