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Why did Susie start shaking?
She had continuous seizures.

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What's black and twelve inches long?
A Maglite.

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What did the raisin say to the toaster?
Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

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Boy - I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Girl - It's in the phone book.
Boy - But I don't know your name.
Girl - That's in the phone book too.

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Male: I would die for you...
Female: Prove it

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What did the carrot say to the other carrot?
We are both carrots.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him why the long face..
They horse unable to understand English shiтs on the floor and leaves.

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If there are 3 apples and johnny takes 3, how many does johnny have? It doesn't matter, he was hit by a train

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Last Christmas,
I gave you my heart,
The very next day,
Your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree."
"Are you a tree?"
"No."

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Why did the owl fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead
Why did the second owl fall out of the tree?
Because it was stapled to the first owl

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Why did the boy fall of his bike?
Because I threw a tv at him

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Carlos has 300 candy bars. He eats 295.
What does Carlos have?
Diabetes. Carlos has diabetes

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What's Al Qaeda's favorite sports team? New York Jets.

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Pastor: The devil wants to eat your happiness
Me:Then he will starve to death

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How do you make a plumber cry? Кill his family

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Why did the little girl drop her ice-cream?
She was stabbed

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How did hellen keller burn her face?
She answered a hot iron

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