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I don't understand how some of you women can be abused by a man with a Jheri curl. That don't make no sense, man. All you gotta do is carry a lighter.

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Q:What is wrong with the government?
A:Everything

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I didn't know angels could fly so low.

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I have this nightmare all the time where I'm on a dark country road. There's this big man with a knife, and I'm chasing him. Scary, 'cause I know when I catch him, he's gonna кill me.

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A man lives in a highrise on the 15th floor. Every morning, on the way to work, he takes the elevator all the way down to the 1st floor. But when he comes home, he takes the elevator to the 8th floor and walks the rest of the way up. The only exception is when it's raining. Why?
The man's a мidgет, and can't reach the buttons. When it's raining, he has his umbrella with him, so he can reach the 15 button with it.

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Teacher:
"Bob has 36 candies, he ate 29 of them. How many candies does bob have left? Student:
"Diabetes, Bob has diabetes"

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Do you want to see a funny joke?
Just look in the mirror.
Kickass = You're a chill guy.
Lame = You're a triggered insecure loser.

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When the teacher told us to take a break I said can I take a break from school

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Press kicksss if you come here everyday to check how many votes you got.

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Fun fact: Did you know that if all the veins in your body were lined up one after the other, you'd die?

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I don't know if I'm going to Heaven or Неll. I just hope God grades on a curve.

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You got to be fair. Because I see a lot of stuff going on that's just not fair -- like Vice President Diск Cheney. Diск Cheney shot somebody in the face, and then nothing happened. Nothing happened. Now, am I right or am I wrong, but when President Clinton shot somebody in the face....

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"By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail"

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Press kickass if your going to stay in your room and go on your phone and sleep till 3pm this summer

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A group of kids go to jimmys house and knock on the door. The mom answers the door, the kids say " hey can jimmy come out side and play baseball?" The mom says "you know that jimmy has no arms and legs!" The kids say back " yeah! We what to use him as third base!"

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I'd love to have some sympathy for what happened to Michael Kennedy, but I can't because sometimes bad things happen to bad people. When you get away with having sеx with your 14-year-old babysitter, maybe you should hide from God for a little bit. Don't go tempting him by skiing and playing football at the same time.

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What's a red bucket-like object?
A red bucket
What's a green bucket-like object?
A red bucket in disguise

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What do you call a fish thats made of only 2 sodium atoms? 2 na

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