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What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?
You can't fuск a table.

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What's funnier than a zombie baby?
A zombie baby in a clown suit!

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What's red and lies in all four corners of the room?
A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.

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How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day?
You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his аss.

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What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life?
You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.

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What’s the difference between Jesus and the baby i have in my basement.
Jesus died a virgin

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What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?
Issac Newton dies a virgin.

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Q: How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?
A: It depends how hard you throw them.

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