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Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.

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Q: Why did dinosaurs have sеx under water?
A: You try to keep five hundred pounds of рussy wet!

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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.

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Jack:
"What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?"
Jill:
"I haven't a clue. What?"
Jack:
"Prontosaurus."

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What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?
The Dinosorcerer

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A meteor did not кill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.

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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris.
Once.

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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.

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So I saw that the new dinosaur in Jurassic Park is a hybrid
Guess that makes it Priustoric

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Q: What do you call a lеsвiаn dinosaur?
A: Lickalotopuss.

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Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer.

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What do you call a gаy dinosoaur? Mega-Soar-Ass

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Why should you never fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked!
*Sorry if its lame but my niece just told it and i fell laughing*

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Why should you never fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked!

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What dinosaur has the best teeth?
A flossiraptor.

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What do you call a dinosaur who lost their gold?
A dinosr

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Upon reexamination, groundbreaking research suggests a new theory of dinosaur extinction
Traffic accidents. Amongst the thousands of dinosaurs unearthed, not one has been found wearing a seat belt.

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What's another word for dinosaur?
Thesaurus

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