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Sеx Facts
1. The point at which the average men reaches his sеxuаl peak is between the ages of 17 and 18.
2. When it comes to online роrn, men are 6 times more likely than women to seek it out.
3. Time needed for a men to regain an еrестiоn from 2 minutes to 2 weeks.
4. Рuвiс hair is programmed to grow a certain amount.
5. People who have sеx once or twice a week have there inmune system boosted slightly.
6. Research shows that a man knows they're falling in love after 3 dates, but women don't fall in love until date 14.
7. Some professionals consider маsтurватiоn a cardiovascular workout.
8. There are 4,2 million роrn websites around the world.
9. Couples who don't have a tv in their bedroom have 50% more sеx.
10. Aphallatosis is a mental disorder resulting from a lack of sеx life.
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Ο βάτραχος με το κόκκινο κεφάλι Ήταν κάποτε ένα τύπος που την είχε (την γνωστή) 50 εκ. Kommt ein Mann zum Arzt Es war einmal ein mann der hatte ein 50 cm langen schwanz und der war ihm zu lang. Er rannte in einem Wald hinein und traf eine Fee und er erzählte ihr das Problem. Die Fee sagte: "Wenn du 100m weiter gehst triffst du einen Frosch und du fragst willst du mich heiraten A guy goes to see the doctor Un homme souffre d'avoir un gros zizi. En effet Det var en gång en kille med en snopp som var 50cm. Han undrade hur han skulle göra den mindre så han gick till en klok man som sa: - Gå till grodan i skogen och säg att du vill gifta dig med... Pewien facet miał 50-centymetrowy interes. Stwierdził Un uomo aveva grossi problemi ad entrare in intimità con le donne perchè aveva il pene lungo 50 cm. Nella disperazione un giorno quest'uomo si rivolge a una maga Sejdou se dva chlapi na záchodě u mušlí. První se závistivě dívá na toho druhého. Ten druhý se ho zeptá: „Chceš mít taky tak velkýho ptáka?” První přikývne. „Tak běž za město k prvnímu dubu u cesty... Un Africain est très embêté par les 50 cm que mesure son sexe. Quand il court pour chasser Een man met een penis van 40 cm gaat naar de dokter en doet zijn beklag: 'Dokter Luca e’ afflitto da un problema: un pisello di 60 cm. Cio’ gli impedisce di avere regolari rapporti con le ragazze. Gira il mondo ma nessun dottore e’ in grado di risolvere il problema. Un giorno... Un tip avea scula de 50 de centrimetrii si nu gasea si el o femeie compatibila sexual. Intr-o zi se duce la o vrajitoare sa ii dea ceva sa se micsoreze. Vrajitoarea ii spune sa ceara in casatorie o... Manden og frøen Der var engang en mand Herifin biri doktora gitmis Ein Mann hat einen 50 cm langen Penis! Seine Frau meint C'est un gars qui a un pénis de 50 cm Um certo homem tinha um pênis de 48cm. Numa noite ele foi num pai de santo para ver se ele tinha algum coselho para lhe dar. Ele contou sua história para o pai de santo: meu amigo meu pênis é de... Havia um homem com um problema um pouco diferente. O bitelo dele tinha 54 cm. Era só ele sair com um uma mulher Um cara tinha 70cm de penis. Ele era super afim de uma moça Um carafoi ao médic. Chegando lá ele diz ao doutor: — Médico eu tenho um problema grave Turėjo Ivanas labai didelį pasididžiavimą
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One day, a bartender put up a sign on his door that read "If you can make my horse laugh, I'll give you a free вееr." A guy walked in and said "I'd like to try," and the bartender showed him to the horse's stall out back and let him in. The bartender went back to the bar and waited, and the man came back and said "He's laughing, where's my вееr?" The bartender was surprised and went back to check. Sure enough, the horse was laughing, so he gave the man a free вееr. The bartender asked,
"How did you do that?" The man said,
"It's my secret," and left. The next day, the bartender saw that his horse was laughing non-stop. and it was beginning to irritate him. Frustrated by this, he put up a sign saying, "If you can make the horse cry, I'll give you two free beers." The same man walked in and said "I'd like to try" and the bartender showed him to the horse stall again and went back to the bar to wait. The man came back and sure enough, said,
"The horse is crying, now, give me my free beers." The bartender was surprised once again. He went back to the stall to check, and sure enough, the horse was crying. The bartender asked the man again, "How in the world did you do that? Will you please tell me?" The man said,
"Okay, okay, I'll tell you. First I told the horse my diск was вiggеr than his, and the second time, I showed it to him."
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