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Q. What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede?
A. Move fasta (Mufasa)

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Q. What’s the Cheshire Cat’s favorite drink?
A. Evaporated Milk.

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Q. What does the rapper Lil Jon say when he visits Disneyland?
A. Turn down for Walt!

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Q. What does Mickey use to browse the web?
A. An iPad Minnie.

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Q. What did Captain Hook’s sidekick say to Adele?
A. Hello, it’s Smee!

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Q. What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend?
A. Hunny!

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Q. What happens when Olaf throws a temper tantrum?
A. He has a meltdown.

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Q. What is Tarzan’s favorite Christmas Carol?
A. Jungle Bells.

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Q. Where can you find a little mermaid?
A. Under the sea!

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Q. How much did it cost Captain Jack Sparrow to have his ears pierced?
A. A buck an ear.

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Q. Why did Goofy wear two pairs of pants when he played golf?
A. He heard he might get a hole in one!

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Q. What is Grumpy’s favorite fruit?
A. Sour grapes.

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Q. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut?
A. So he could visit Pluto!

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Q. Why does Alice ask so many questions?
A. Because she’s in Wonderland.

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Q. Why did Arlo help Spot cross the road?
A. Because he was “The Good Dinosaur”.

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Q. Why didn’t Anna and Elsa’s parents teach them the whole alphabet?
A. Because they got lost at C.

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Q. Where does Ariel go when one of her friends is missing?
A. The Lost-and-Flounder Department.

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At least Tarzan will always be white... Because Disney doesn't have the ваlls to put a black man on screen acting like a monkey.

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