Dragon jokes

Add a joke Newest jokes Most popular

What’s the difference between a dragon and a piece of paper? Well, you can’t make a paper aeroplane out of a dragon, that's for sure.

1

0

What’s the difference between a musical choir of angels and a flight of dragons? The horn section.

1

0

Why are dragons so wrinkled? Well, have you ever tried to iron one?

1

0

What joke will make dragons giggle? They tell people jokes.

1

0

What sport do dragons end up playing when they try to play hockey? Water polo.

1

0

What do you get when you cross a dragon with a smelly skunk? We don't know, but please don’t make it angry!

1

0

How many dragons does it take to change a light bulb? Zero. They don't have thumbs to change light bulbs, but they're great at lighting candles.

1

0

What type of reptile uses a toilet? Commode-o-dragon (commode is another word for a flush toilet).

1

0

What do you call a dragon who can juggle? Talon-ted.

1

0

How do dragons make vacation plans?
They don’t – they just wing it.

1

0

What do dancing dragons compete in?
A talon show.

1

0

Why do dragons sleep during the day?
They fight knights.

1

0

Why couldn’t Zак help Max and Emmy?
His sister was a little Wheezie.

1

0

What do you get when you kiss a dragon?
Burnt lips.

1

0

What did the dragon say after getting a birthday present?
Fangs a lot!

1

0

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon who?
Dragon today and could use a nap.

1

0

Which dragons are green?
The ones who haven’t ripened yet!

1

0