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Did you hear about the frog that drowned?
He fell off the deep end.

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What do window-cleaning frogs say?
Rub-it, rub-it!

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Why did the frog go to jail?
He robbed a riverbank.

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What do frogs drink in winter?
Hot croak-co.

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Where do frog musicians get recognition?
The Grammy Awarts.

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What’s a frog’s biggest flaw?
They’re always jumping to conclusions.

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What did the frog dress up as for Halloween?
A prince.

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Why do frogs want to be rappers?
They’re big into hip-hop.

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What do you call a sad frog?
Unhoppy.

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Why are frogs so good at basketball?
They always do jump shots.

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