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Hears the news about Sandy Hook
Person 1:God,I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives…
Person 2:Probably Bullets
Person 1:ОМG!!Can you even think of what their parents are going through?!
Person 2:Probably Coffin Brochures
Person 1:…
Person 2:Its called dark humor. Dark humor is like food,not everyone gets it.

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A preacher was selling a horse. A cowboy decided to buy the horse. The preacher told the cowboy to make the horse go, to say ‘Thank God’ and to stop the horse, to say ’ Hallelujah’. The cowboy then rode off into the sunset until he came upon a cliff, searching his memory he yelled hallelujah and the horse stopped just before going off the cliff. Then the cowboy said 'Thank God".

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