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When my daughter asked me what to buy her friends for graduation presents.
I suggested morning-after pills and bus passes.
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Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
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A father told his daughter, "Congrats on your graduation. I bought you a car a while back. I want you to have it now."
Before I give it to you, take it to a car dealer in the city and sell it. See how much they offer.”
The girl came back to her father & said: "They offered me $10,000 dollars because it looks very old"
Father said: "Ok, now take it to the раwn shop".
The girl returns to her father & said: "The раwn shop offered $1,000 dollars because it's a very old car & a lot of work done".
The father told her to join a passionate car club with experts & show them the car.
The girl drove to the passionate car club.
She returned to her father after a few hours & told him, “Some people in the club offered me $100k because its a rare car that's in good condition.”
Then the father said, "I wanted to let you know that you are not worth anything if you are not in the right place. If you are not appreciated, do not be angry, that means you are in the wrong place. Don't stay in a place where no one sees your value ."
The moral of the story : Know your worth and know where you are valued. A diamond doesn't shine on the bottom of a cave.
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I'd advise you graduates to keep your graduation gown. It's the only outfit you might not outgrow.
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I guess the Tupperware lids in my house just graduate and go off to college or something.
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The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
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